About
We here at the frog are dedicated to providing excellent customer service. With 50 years of cleaning experience behind us, you bet we can whip that competition! Whether you have a rusty commode or your chimney just requires a damned good scrubbing, we are the people you seek. With prices ranging from “outrageously cheap” to “a steal,” you’d be crazy to take your business anywhere else!
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Greg
Primarily, you’ll find me posting on the frog. Originally, in our hedonistic youth, FeD was planned to be a collaborative blog – verging on a “real” website. However, the gods did frown upon us, and the status of real boy website was denied. Cursed back to blog form in a flaming fiery fire, the frog limped through 2009.
Time marched on. I clawed up from the depths of despair, grabbed the reins, and rode the frog proudly into 2010. With a new look, and a new outlook, I hope to build on the wobbly foundations, and create a swaying genius. Or at least a place to post interesting stuff.
That aside, who am I… and does it really matter? Perhaps not, but I’ll let you in. Come – sit a little closer, and I’ll tell you the story of … well, me.
Without going into too much boring detail: I am currently in my 30s (OLD!), and living in Melbourne, Australia, the fun-sucking black hole of the Earth (OK, it’s not that bad, but it sure sounded good). I spent five years living it up in Tokyo – the fun-LOVING, AWESOME hole of the Earth (see how clever I am, Mum?). Why? because I like video games, and I (studied/performed/learned?) did karate for most of my developing life. Oh – and also because I’m quite the fan of KICKASS-EDNESS. I can be reserved, but opinionated. I like geeky things, but I try to hide my geekiness with a cheeky grin. I’m a dad, and a busy one, but that’s life. I work in the IT industry, in Sales, but that’ll do, pig. And I like stuff, and things.
Subordinates
Legion
I have my subordinates, and they are legion. OK – perhaps not. Quite the opposite, in fact. *audible sigh* But seriously, there may be others that post here from time to time. If you’re lucky enough to find a recipe by my wife, try it out, and bask in REAL flavour country. If it’s a recipe by yours truly… well… It’s probably pretty good. More of a flavour suburb, though. Anyway, to date, there have been very few posts by the mysterious “others,” so you can safely ignore this paragraph. Mostly.
There’s not much more you need to know about us, other than that the site is what it is. I post what I like, and what I find cool – if you like what you see and read, please feel free to comment and join in the festivities. If you don’t, please feel free to piss off elsewhere. that came off a little abrupt, didn’t it? Sorry – you’re welcome to your opinion – but please respect that of others. Peace y’all.

